lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
dendropsyche: does anyone else think that the borders of Idaho and Montana kind of look like faces
When i’m asked how i did on my final exams…
I stayed up to watch SNL, and forgot to watch it…
katie-kapulet: whatthefinnick: My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
heyitsemele: pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period? THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED Reblogging again, because this will never be...
kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
mATH HOMEWORK??? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
fquemark: I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.
Bio: Okay class, EtBr can cause cancer when it contacts your cell, just wear gloves and be careful.
Chem: We'll be working with sodium chloride solution today (salt water), if you're not wearing a lab apron or coat and goggles, you can go home and take a 0.